I Wonder What McCain is Doing Tonight?
He knows what the people are thinking tonight
As home through the shadows they wander
Everyone’s smiling the secret delight
They stare at the T.V. and ponder
Whenever the wind blows his way
He can almost hear everyone say.
I wonder what McCain is doing tonight.
What strategies is McCain pursuing tonight?
The candles at H.Q. have never burned this bright
We wonder what McCain is up to tonight
How goes the final hour as he see his northern flower
being legally and regally prepared.
I’ll tell you what McCain is feeling tonight.
He’s scared! He’s scared!
You mean that the man who’s known as “Sheriff”,
fears neither law nor tax and tariff.
Dreads the debate with terror and distress?
Yes!
A warrior who’s so calm in battle
Even his dentures hardly rattle
Faces this evening petrified with fright.
Right!
You mean that appalling clamoring
That sounds like a gavel hammering
Is merely the banging of his knobby knees?
Please!
I wonder what McCain is wishing tonight
He’s wishing he were in Phoenix fishing tonight.
What occupies his time while waiting for debate
He knows that Sara Palin will seal their fate
And oh the expectation, the sublime anticipation
He must feel about the arguments to come
Well! I’ll tell what McCain is feeling tonight
He’s numb! He shakes! He quails!, He quakes.
And that’s what McCain is feeling , TONIGHT!